The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.
Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"
by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014
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Upon seeing a chick so hot, you instantaneously cream your pants. It's like a super-fast wet dream, but awake and in public. Often used in hyperbole since guys don't actually do this, except lame-ass premies.
Guy: Dude, did you see how tight that chick's ass was?
Guy 2: Yeah man. I just instabusted.
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*As you pass a hot girl*
Dude: Instabust!
Guy 2: Yeah man. I just instabusted.
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*As you pass a hot girl*
Dude: Instabust!
by SpicyKB October 20, 2007
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"He's never done anything to me.. But he's nasty to my friend so I don't like him."
"Why is he mean to her?"
"I have no idea! He USED to be nice to her... and then one day, BAM, insta-dick!"
"He's never done anything to me.. But he's nasty to my friend so I don't like him."
"Why is he mean to her?"
"I have no idea! He USED to be nice to her... and then one day, BAM, insta-dick!"
by kendra_123 January 7, 2010
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Get the Insta grind mug.A person who only cares about post asking for comments or like to feel special because they are lame ass people at heart. Sometimes they ask for shout outs and just seek attention because they think its cool to have their notification stats high.
Or one talks to multiple people on instagram and trys to date them..
Or one talks to multiple people on instagram and trys to date them..
Person 1:Ugh Sam(antha) is such a instagram whore (s)he always asking for Likes and comments.
Person 2: I heard (s)he dates people from all over instagram. What a Instagram whore/ Insta Thot.
Person 2: I heard (s)he dates people from all over instagram. What a Instagram whore/ Insta Thot.
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