Intestigate

To investigate by testing.

"He's going to intestigate why the server crashed by forcing a series of restarts."

by DocN8Tor September 16, 2011

incentivate

To motivate, same as incentivize, but it sounds better.

We're going to incentivate the employees with cash rewards, raises, promotions and holidays.

by Dipshito May 7, 2007

Ingestigate

Ingestigate: A method of investigation by which an individual ingests something.

I heard that there's an awesome new burger at the local burger joint. We should go ingestigate it.

by Geimanx August 16, 2016

Inceptibate

inceptibate (v.)- An “Inception” type of masturbation. The act of masturbating to a picture of yourself masturbating to a picture of yourself masturbating.

"That douche is so full of himself, he probably inceptibates twice a day, and three times on Sunday."

by sweendawg58 August 7, 2012

incestigation

An incestigation is a sham investigation conducted by a government agency that has been thoroughly corrupted by the the company or entity it is looking into.

The FCC is conducting an incestigation into Verizon and AT&T rate hikes.

by Ontario Mike October 28, 2008

Facebook Investigator

Similar to a private investigator, but they use facebook to obtain information about someone. Usually done by a friend, to find out information about a potential love interest. The investigator usually does not personally know the person they are investigating.

Johnny: hey, did you facebook friend Rebecca yet, so I can know her relationship status?
Facebook Investigator: yeah, turns out she is single, and looking for friendship.

Johnny: thanks man, I owe you.

by bicuspid2011 May 1, 2010

Inchestigate

To thoroughly examine the chest of a female.

Ryan: Dude look at that bitch over there, I'd **** that ass raw.

Mikey: Bro, maybe if you had inchestigated, you would have noticed that she's flatter than an illinois road.

by therealbrofessor June 29, 2010