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Stick a fork in me, I came

In the top 10 most awkward things to say after sex. Along with "just like momma used to do it" and "so what contraception did you use?"
Girl: How was that for you?
Boy: Stick a fork in me, I came
Girl: I feel, so, violated.
by AnalIsForKids December 22, 2012
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Stick your penis in me

When a girl is wearing a dress that she usually doesn't wear with smooth silk and flowers and it moistens her knees like she's so hot you want to kill Tom Brady's cheerleader with a gun! Stick your penis in me, in other words, what a dress says.
I saw Isabella walking down the hall on the way bck from Math today, and she was wearing the best stick your penis in me I've ever seen!
by AGuyWithAPumpedUpCockRightNow! November 23, 2011
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When your boyfriend nuts in you, In a Concerning twist you say POGCHAMP but In a M. Night Shyamalan twist he is disturbed, what happens next?
IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME! It was just so good!
by eeewred2w3eftqw3ae May 11, 2021
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Men-in-me

Original phrase that produces "emninem" when flipped, thus becomes Eminem. One of the possible reasons of how Feminem came out with his disgustingly queer stage name.
"Hmmm, men in me.. i got it! I'm gona tell Dre 'bouta mah name!"
by M&M killa October 4, 2003
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put it in me

When Dave makes Chris especially angry, so angry that she forgets this phrase actually refers to his penis.
Dave really put it in me this morning when we argue. must be followed by ridicule by any who hears this
by Drewbdoo July 3, 2008
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Dick In Me Face

interjection

1. an americanized version of the British colloquial shit the bed often used in place of more common interjections(Shit, Damn it, Fuck, etc.)

2. used to express frustration, anger, and the feelings generally associated to one making a mistake or something going wrong.

3. a term used when you get slapped in the face by a proverbial phallus(Dick)
{when walking to the bathroom early in the morning a person stubs their toe}

person:Dick in me Face!

{You been having a bad day and someone gives you some more bad news(the straw that breaks the camels back)}

Person 1: Dude, you car just got towed!
Person 2: Dick In Me Face!
by Crim385 January 1, 2009
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Top man in me field

The best in your position or better than anyone else that does the same job.
Paul: Mate that was well good

Alan: I know pal, I'm top man in me field!
by pdub1234 September 17, 2010
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