impotent

Cooks without gas

by MeAd November 3, 2003

Impatience Disease

When you're not patient enough.

Impatience disease is when you are signing up for something and you don't wait long enough for your sign up to be completely verified

by djzdc October 10, 2011

Impotent Rojerk

Main Entry: Impotent Rojerk
Pronunciation: 'im-p&-t&nt 'rä-j&rk
Function: noun
1 : person unable to have sexual intercourse because of erectile dysfunction; broadly : STERILE

"How was sex with your man last night?"
"Who? You mean, Impotent Rojerk? He couldn't even get his equipment up."
"Dang, Viagara at age 22. How could he bear the shame!?"

by Ellie Sah April 21, 2005

impatientism

when you’re super impatient for no reason, use this word and say it’s an illness

friend: “be patient”
you: “i can’t i have impatientism”

by i like carrots July 15, 2023

Impatientness

The degree or state of being impatient

Imp-péi-syent-ness

Term coined by: Salud

"I tried waiting but my impatientness prevailed."

by Dulas March 13, 2026

Impatience

Literally anyone named Rene

Rene's impatience thrives whenever faced with any confrontation

by Willy wanker the third February 13, 2021

Chip-impatience

The moment when you have your chip in hand waiting to dip, but the person who I already dipping is taking too long, and you eat your chip dipless.

Usually happens when someone breaks their chip in the dip and has to retrieve it with the remainder of the chip in hand. Due to chip-impatience you decide to devour the chip you currently have in your hand, with no dip, then resume your turn at the dip with a new chip ready to go when they are done.

by AKAWildcard July 29, 2013