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Soulmate-itude

The fact that certain awesome people are simply soulmates and that no one (living or dead) and nothing (real or imaginary) will ever change that fact. Ever. Deal with it.
Yo, Gina and I totally have soulmate-itude goin on right now.
by Chris Dailey April 17, 2011
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iTurd

When you drop your Ipod in the toilet
I was such a fucking dumbass, I dropped my brand new iPod in the toilet, now it's a iTurd.
by Ryley Fee January 6, 2007
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itunes

Useful program, but unfortunately the ultimate resource hog. Even a single minor maintenance update is around 100 MB to download, every single freakin' time. Takes up way more space than it oughta in memory, if you can even get it to start up at all.
Bob: You get the new iTunes?
Joe: Yeah, "upgraded" from 8.1.1 to 8.1.2. Same as the old iTunes.
by Agent0042 July 3, 2009
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De-iTunification

The process of converting copyright-protected .m4p files purchased at the iTunes music store into more flexible file formats such as .mp3 so they can be used devices other than iPods and authorized computers running iTunes.

This can be done using 3rd-party iTunes hacking software, or by burning the songs to an audio CD and ripping them back to the computer.
"Shit, now that I've downloaded $100 of music from the iTunes store, I'm going to have to go through De-iTunification to play these files on my sony mp3 player."

"I'd send you that song, but you wouldn't be able to play it. It hasn't gone through De-iTunification yet."
by kmcduw August 18, 2007
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Itunes

A music management program created by Apple. Its features include crashing your computer, crashing itself, constant freezing during sync, randomly reformatting your ipod, suck performance to a crawl, links everything you do to the Itunes Store, and just all around being a pain in the ass.
Its like Itunes has a mind of its own. I leave the room for one minute and all my music is gone! At least it brought up the Itunes Store right after it ate all my songs, so its all good!
by darkisle January 27, 2010
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iTune telling

When you can't make up your mind about something. Use your iTune's shuffle and take the meaning of the next random song to help you decide.
"Dude I don't know what to do. When shall I call her?"
"I dunno man, do some iTune telling."

Yesterday - Beatles (this is when you re-shuffle)
by antart May 27, 2009
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Ass-eń-itus

When you go to the doctors office and the doctor diagnoses you that you have been muching to many bad bitches butholes, therefore your face is covered with in anal pubes.
God damn!! I got ass-eń-itus. Heard it from ma doctor this morning.
by The Kenyan Kings March 20, 2015
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