Insult John

To take a poop.

You're in charge while I insult John.

by Jacksoncage December 27, 2016

insult compliment

An insult used in positive context. Males usually being on the receiving end, and although the insult is used positively, often ends up being more degrading than a normal insult would be. Also used to devoid harshness from an insult. Men, don't be deceived; she doesn't actually like it that much.

"you're only 4 inches? awww that's adorable!"

classic insult compliment.

by suede vest October 14, 2009

Insult king

anyone who talks to someone, and that person gets insulted by every word coming out of his mouth.

john- no makeup huh?
jilly- whats that supposed to mean?!?!
john- oh! i just like the o-natural look.
jilly oh! now your saying i look ugly with makeup?!?!
john-no its just......
jilly-you such an insult king!

by volcomcreature July 27, 2009

insult masturbation

a self-inflicted diss

Jack: I'm ugly
Jill: My jokes aren't funny
Oscar: Stop with the insult masturbation, you two!

by yomommaisallama September 21, 2011

Insult Porn

Making a pornographic movie with another person to make someone jealous or insult them. Women usually request the man to make the film, but if you are a man the sluttier the women the more likely she will be willing to make an insult porn. In order to protect your identities while making the insult porn position the camera at an angle where your heads aren't view able, but you will still be recognizable to the person you intend to insult.

This man I didn't like wouldn't leave me alone, so I decided to make an insult porn with a man I preferred in order to get the point across.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

Insult Slut

A person posting impossibly stupid inflammatory comments with the goal of many innocent people being forced to degrade this person publicly in their replies. This is a higher degree than a basic troll.

Did you see Tanya posting this comment? "Really, how did slaves build the United States of America? Do tell. The north didn't have slaves and their economy was industrial. No slaves." Yeah bro, Tanya is a total Insult Slut! She gets off on innocent strangers telling her how stupid she is.

by SmarterSean May 15, 2023

Insult Loophole

Getting away with an insult when you (the insulter) have the same issue, problem or drawback

“Wow, you got fat! It’s OK, I can say that, I need to lose a few pounds too.”
“You just did an Insult Loophole”

by Logue 16 September 21, 2024