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inertia bowl

a type of smoking device for tobacco or marijuana — basically looks a swirly straw but the heat from the movement makes the smoke more potent.

can lace with cocaine if desired
yo bro, that inertia bowl fucked me uuuupp.
by bodacious2628 February 28, 2022
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inertia

The condition where you are lazy to do productive tasks (cleaning the house, looking after a child, doing college assignments) after doomscrolling on your smartphone for hours on end
After three hours of doomscrolling, I was hit with such inertia that I couldn't even muster the energy to wash the dishes!
by Emotional Cruiser September 28, 2025
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Schrodinger's Cognitive Inertia

When your brain is moving a hundred miles an hour and at a complete standstill at the sametime, resulting in either constant pauses while you speak as you attempt to comprehend what you're saying, or complete psychic immobilization from mental error.
"Hold on, I'm mentally rebooting. I have Schrodinger's Cognitive Inertia"
by JeepJumping_Jonah July 23, 2022
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