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imma firin mah lazer

the firing of one's lazer
by guitarherogod99 January 11, 2009
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immature

"GEORGE W. BUSH" - Wanker. (Definition by OMGWTFMAN346)
by UberMan5000 March 27, 2004
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imma hurley

the term used when somebody is trying to explain why theyve got no friends (i'm a hurley)
Jeorje- Hey Jim why dont u have any friends??

Jim- Cus imma hurley!
by Jaughz May 15, 2012
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Immatesticle

Not about my testicles. Of no real importance or relevance
Neal said that his girlfriend’s rejection is immatesticle.
by Keith Loughran February 12, 2009
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imao

In my arrogant opinion
But there is a catch.
Some people think your typing lmao
Person 1: Dude! Person 3 just jumped off his balcony and broke his legs!
Person 2: Imao Person 3 is an idiot. Why would someone jump off his balcony?
Person 1: It's not funny! He could die!
Person 2: I didn't say it's funny.
by Lolster:3 July 20, 2016
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Immaculate Tadow

The Immaculate Tadow is when you are overwhelmed to the point that you just experienced a "Tadow" but you haven't done anything.
Dude, I think I love this chick.
What!! She must of hit you with the "Tadow"
No, that shit was like an Immaculate Tadow, I havent even kissed her yet
by Good Juan Time July 6, 2010
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Immaculate Concepshit

1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.

2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.
“I just spent 15 minutes making an immaculate concepshit that I swear was hanging there before I clipped it off. That was an easy cleanup!”
by AdamEntity October 4, 2013
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