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itio

an idiot, but less idiotic. also an person who you could trust. but with caution.
that person's an itio.
You can tell him everything.
by I. Krankovich April 26, 2009
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Aiken-itious

People who have an unhealthy obsession with A-N-Y-O-N-E that was made famous with the help of the T.V show American or Canadian Idol.
"Wow! Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, and Ruban Sandwich sure worked hard to get to where they are today...and they are SO musically talented!" Said the misinformed mainstream drag queen.

"I believe you have a serious case of Aiken-itious..." said the totally old school punk rocker.
by Joe December 26, 2005
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Illionaire

Someone who thinks that they are very cool, but is really just a fucking loser
Yo, you see that illionaire tryin' to mack those bitches? too bad he's got the game of a retarded monkey
by I'm rich Beotch April 21, 2003
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Iliotibial Band

1. (n) The resident classical/funk mashup group, specializing in huffling and buffling, at King Aesop's Castle on Planet Dillworth. All member's of Iliotibial band are in fact Iliotibials themselves, which in addition to being indigenous African elves trained in the fine art of fishing amazing shrimp, they are also completely made up.
SS: I have an extra ticket to see the Iliotibial Band play tonight if you are interested?
Ike: I heard the Easter Bunny is opening for them.
SS: Nope, he's out kicking ass right now.
Ike: Oh, that's pretty unexplainable, I'm out.
SS: K.
by Dr. Smittens February 24, 2009
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ILTFOOY

Man, "ILTFOOY"......I love the fuck out of you!
by Joel Harmon October 7, 2011
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Illioctopy

An accidental exposure of ones fingers to a partially wiped anus due to inadequate toilette paper use.
Fuck, I am already running late and I just gave myself an illioctopy in the restroom!
by SgtBuzzkilla August 2, 2016
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ITiot

Someone who works in IT but is dumb and makes lots of mistakes.
Our new engineer is an ITiot. He could have saved hours of his time had he tried turning it off and back on again first.
by Picante Dante October 8, 2018
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