I can't call it

A shorter version of I can not call it, I do not know, I am not too sure....

So whats the business?
Reply with: I cant call it (only if ur not sure)

by Lisa Ceezay February 19, 2003

I can't get no

Satisfaction

I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

by kHz33 May 27, 2021

I can't even

I can't even is used by the whitest if white girls. The phrase basically means something the girl can't process due to her lack of knowledge of the world outside of Instagram. Usually followed by the response "Then don't!"

Girl 1: OH MY GOD! They messed up my Starbucks order AGAIN!

Girl 2: Just re-order it then.

Girl 1: I CAN'T EVEN!!

Girl 2: Then don't.

by #bebit4life June 19, 2014

Yes I Can't

The request for something, but usually ends up in a bizzare response from one's perspective.

Can I go to the mall?
Response: Yes you can't

Can you go to the party this weekend?

Response: Yes I can't

by Young Shady March 15, 2009

I can't even

When a certain someone gets so excited or upset about something, they resort to talking like a white chick in a Starbucks line.

Gio was so flustered using Promise today that he kept yelling at the computer screen "I can't even" and went home at 4pm.

by TripleGs June 24, 2015

I can't English

Similar to "I can't speak/talk correctly."
The only difference is that this phrase was made by God himself when he sent it down to "The rock."

Jamal,"Pussy.' Shit I meant cat.' Ugh I can't English today!"

Nina who is attempting to flirt, "Nice astronaut pants. 'Shit I can't English today but that ass is out of this world."

*Lynnzie attempts to say she's wrong but nothing comes out*
Lynnzie can't English right now.

by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021

i can't beweave it!

1. An expression of surprise used in a situation involving a weave.
2. The greatest pun of all time.

"You shoulda been at lunch! These two chickenheads got in a fight and Amber pulled out LaToya's weave!"
"I CAN'T BEWEAVE IT! I MISSED IT!"

by Haley J December 28, 2005