Hypnotoad

One of the stupidest things to ever come out of Fut...All Glory to Hypnotoad, all others pale in comparison to hypnotoad!!

And the grand-prize winner is...HYPNOTOAD!

*slow clap starts for hypnotoad*

by Just v8 August 2, 2010

Hypnosuck

Anything related to the culture of using irregular eye movements and tongue to deliberately trigger all sort of kinky submissions.
Analog clocks with 12 at the top may or may not be involved.

Hey horny toad! Quit watching that hypnosuck and let's play a board game!

by DiamondDouche September 11, 2023

Hypno-hips

The hypnotic swaying of ones hips.

Damn son, check dem hypno-hips

by SchrodingersHuman October 23, 2011

Hypospermia

When you're sperm is always cold

I jerked off last night and my cum was ice cold, must be hypospermia

by Dspice October 20, 2016

Hypno Rims

car rims that spin at the frequency of the female brain wave and hypnotize chicks into thinking the driver of the car is attractive, even though they're not.

"word up bitches, we're scoring big with your wheels"

"Ahhh! my Hypno Rims!"

by robert ford February 26, 2008

Hypnotize Minds

Record Label including Three 6 Mafia, Frayser Boy, Lil Wyte. Run by DJ Paul and Juicy J "Da Supa Producas"

Hypnotize Minds HO! Mafia-Mafia-Mafia

by Zlatigol9 November 21, 2004

Mainstream Hypnosis Syndrome

A made-up but seemingly real phenomenon in where some tasteless, generic media or physical item (be it music, tv, literature etc.) which achieves way more attention and profits than which it deserves. It stays at the forefront of media attention from a mere 2 days (not so much a problem) all the way through several decades (major annoyance). This syndrome gets its' name from the fact that most modern mainstream media seems to hypnotise a large percentage of the population into becoming their slaves/army, often shooting way out of their target demographics. Over the past 5 decades, this syndrome has become more and more apparent, eventually leading to conflicting media/physical items and online wars that no-one cares about. Now, this power can either be used for bad, malicious, world controlling purposes such as Justin Bieber and Call of Duty or good, constructive development such as Minecraft and Gangnam Style.

It is currently unknown how people and corporations utilise this formula, but love/relationships are somehow involved in every single one. (Justin Bieber's songs, Avatar's romance, most Nick/Disney programs, a certain former little girl's cartoon that involves horses' current generation etc. Even small, obscure references to love such as Tetris' love heart in the high score screen can count. Another possible factor is that following its' popularity, metric fucktons of merchandise are produced, all the way from keychains to butt plugs.

1. Oh my god, did you see Justin Bieber last night? He totally hypnotised us with his bad voice and Canadian beaver teeth. I'll go buy 20 of his custom brand dildos for absolutely no reason!
- Belieber

2. The so-called Mainstream Hypnosis Syndrome is a lie! A dirty, filthy lie! We craft our products with heart and soul and totally no brainwashing, whatever that is, isn't that right Mr. errr, Snrub?
- Record Labels

3. Out now! New Twilight sanitary pads! Feed Edward Cullen's current blood addiction whilst you scream in agonising pain after failing to make it to the toilet in time. Buy ASAP! Call 1-800-GOFUCKYOURSELF to order!
- Merchandising companies

by AlexGRFan97 November 10, 2012