guitar humper

Noun: Typically a lead guitarist who appears to be copulating with his instrument whilst playing it.

That Ben Allison is a real guitar humper when he gets on stage.

by The Roan December 12, 2004

rug humper

1. when humping a rug on a floor because its more attractive then the yeast factory your wife has between her legs

2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers

3. rug buned dick

hey ,, i was champion rug humper, the floor was use cause of my wifes yeast factory was brutally stanky

wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair

my dick hurts ,, its rug burned

by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009

humper niggle

an african american, midget whore/prostitute

that little bitch is such a humper niggle

by marty mcnoobtube April 2, 2008

Kangaroo Humper

A comical derogative term describing one who lives in or originates from the continent of Australia, jokingly implying a stereotype that all Australians enjoy coitus with large marsupials.

The head administrator is a kangaroo humper, but we don't judge him.

by S0ur July 21, 2014

bush humper

In Battlefield Bad Company 2 when someone uses nothing but a sniper rifle to help just themselves and leaves the team to cap all the flags or rush the objectives.

Hey you bush humper, get up here and actually do something for the team!

by Zaticus April 6, 2010

Leg humper

A sycophant or ass (arse) kisser who does not know when to let go. Gives people unwanted attention or compliments, especially when least convenient.

That leg humper of a neighbor sent me a thank you card with flowers for lending her some sugar.

"You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..."
"Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."

by Lior Bar-On April 22, 2009

Humperdinker

From the game Zelda Ocarina Of Time. There is an enemy called the redeads. Some sort of undead people who when you get too close they scream and jump on your face, and practically hump you. Thus they are Humperdinkers

Alex:So yeah I was playing Zelda last night,and I just turned into an adult.

Steve:Oh yeah adult link is pretty dope

Alex:Yeah its alright....

Steve:Is something the matter?

Alex:Well after becoming an adult I entered the market, and there were all these zombie like creatures. So I approached one to make small talk and the next thing I know the damn Humperdinker clung to my face and violated me!

by BriannairB March 10, 2009