A human is you. I don't know why you'd look for this on the urban dictionary seeing as you most likely are one, but that's ok it's a free country.
(Unless it's not)
(Unless it's not)
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Get the human mug.There are two adversary forms of humans which are the Fucked Up Human and the Real Up Human. To scale from one or the other, all humans fall somewhere in line by every action that a human makes -- even each and every last keystroke being done.
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Get the humans mug.A largely upright, semi-advanced homonid with approximately 3.96 limbs. The typical human is dull, enjoys sex, food, games with balls, and cathode-ray tubes.
Englishmen are not to be confused with humans. They bear some apparent similiarities, but in fact belong to a lower genus.
Englishmen are not to be confused with humans. They bear some apparent similiarities, but in fact belong to a lower genus.
by DougTheSlug April 19, 2005
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