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Humanity

The only reason the human race came to possess the capability of authority was sense of pride. Because they somehow mistakingly believe themselves to be a superior breed of beast. The moment they taste the fear of knowing there's a superior breed, something seems to take control over them everytime. And for some reason, humans act merely by instinct from that point on. However, there are rare ones that have love and common sense that help others in need selflessly in person or through art, music, movies, etc. and will always be there for another always no matter what. Yet the rare humans get called fake by the selfish, spoiled, jealous, ignorant, and/or lazy humans who try to ruin the rare humans lives because they're too daft to live their own life.
Ex. 1:

*Random human obviously depressed*

Common human: "He's/She's depressed, so he/she must be emo." (Ignorance) *Starts laughing at him/her*

Rare human: *Goes to random human* "Hey, you look sad. Wanta talk about it so I could try to help? We could be friends too! I'm {name}. *Smiles* (Loving, Kindness, Caring.)

Ex.2:

Common human: *Sees random person with latest smart phone and walks up to person at first acting nice* "So, you bumpin' music on your iPhone? That's cool."

Random human: "Yeah, thanks." *Smiles*

Common human: *Had a cowardly other common human do a sneak attack to the random person while the hypocritical human that was acting nice starts beating the random human and takes the iphone and the two cowards run off* (Jealousy, Selfishness, and possibly Laziness to work for his own item him/her and the other human stole.)

Ex.3:

Random human: *Lets other borrow something of theirs, after a few hours, days, etc. needs it back.* "Hey, where's my etc. I let you borrowed? I need to use it."

Common human: *Just points somewhere* "Look for it."

Random human: "Tell me where."

Common human: *Doesn't say anything* (Laziness, possibly Spoiled, Selfishness.)

Random human: "How hard is it to say a word? Geez, this is why I lost hope in humanity, there are humans who are apparently too lazy to even say things."
by Api Berlitz August 30, 2013
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Battle Without Honor or Humanity

Possibly one of, if not the most badass song ever. You know: it's the one in the Kill Bill movies. If you listen to it on your iPod, it makes any situation infinitely cooler.
I had to wait in line at the grocery store, so I set my iPod to Battle Without Honor or Humanity and imagined myself getting in a sword fight with the old lady in front of me.
by Aqua_Mann February 18, 2009
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humanity

A species of mammals that spreads like a virus. Humanity deserves to be annihilated.
"Animals kill other animals, wolves kill deer... and humanity kills all other species...They just call it 'industry'," Mickey Knox, NATURAL BORN KILLERS
by GORZ April 20, 2004
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Humility

Literally translates from every language to Keanu Reeves
When you're worth over $100m, but take the subway, you have a lot of humility (Keanu Reeves)
by Isx April 12, 2015
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Anti-humanity

adjective:

To have a intense and extreme hate towards the human species.
When someone hates or despises the human species (not personally like personally like based on their personality but just to hate humans) they are anti-humanity.
by Kwamii June 8, 2009
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Celery of Humanity

A person who takes more energy to stomache than he or she gives back, just as celery requires more calories to digest than it provides.
Can you tell me why Paris Hilton gets so much press? She hasn't done anything. She's the Celery of Humanity
by balloon pirate February 18, 2007
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Humanity

What every manatee strives to become
Humans are merely incarcerated creatures living unappreciative, mundane lives, and taking for granted the meaning of humanity.
by Iamawesomedog June 24, 2017
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