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Jerk-Huffing

This can only be done by males. First, don't take a shower for a while. Then after your balls have gained the scent of vagina, rub your hand all over your balls. Get the scent of vagina scented ball sweat all over your hand. Finally, put your hand up to your nose and smell the beautiful scent of vagina while you jerk off with the other hand. Also instead of using your hand, you can get a good amount of ball sweat on your fingers and then wipe it on your top lip.
Chuck Norris is making a new exercise machine. After the strenuous workout he sits in indian style. Eventually his balls get a little hot and so he gives them a little scratch. After he removes his claws from his trousers he looks over his shoulder to see if any one is watching. After the coast was clear he gives his fingers a little sniff. To his surprise, the scent of his ball sweat covered fingers reminds him of his mothers vagina. Good ole chuck runs to his room, runs his finger through his moist red tight and curly ball hair. After finger combing his nuts, he presses his palm to his mustache and jerks his meat. Jerk-Huffing!
by Tyler & Lou October 16, 2008
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pussy huffing

1. To sniff a cat and derive addictive pleasure from such activity.

2. To sniff a cooch and take pleasure from such activity.
Sarah likes pussy huffing, she cannot stop burying her face into Mr. snuggles, her cat.

Jack is addicted to pussy huffing, his girlfriend complains when he has chin stubble.
by theKitten June 21, 2014
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French Huffing

The act of transfering nitrous from a faulty balloon (i.e one with a hole in it) to a fully functional balloon
Damn Sandi!!! French Huffing that fucked up shit takes skill!!
by The Master LeRoy!!! January 19, 2011
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Pantie Huffing

V. The act of smelling soiled panties for sexual enjoyment.
Japanese men are known to love Pantie Huffing
by jmax June 26, 2012
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Candle Huffing

The annoying act of smelling every candle in a retail outlet that sells candles, including Yankee Candle, BB&B, Cracker Barrel, Bath & Body Works, and others.
Girl: Let's go to the mall.
Guy: I can't.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I went to Yankee Candle last week and got kicked out for Candle Huffing.
Girl: You're a douchebag.
Guy: But Napa Valley Harvest smells so good. And Clean Cotton smells like new towels.
by Hogie1975 July 8, 2011
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Rope Huffing

The act of placing a hank of natural fiber hemp bondage rope over ones mouth and breathing through it. The earthy natural smell of the rope (sometimes described as smelling similar to a horse or a barn) invokes a visceral response ranging from hallucinations of bondage, deep meditative relaxation, erection, or vaginal wetness. To enhance the sensation, tweakers use larger quantities of rope and place devices such as tubing inside it to concentrate the smell, delivering a more intense high.
She almost lost her mind. He spent almost five minutes doing rope huffing with her before the scene at the play party and you could see her body mellow out. He said when he reached down on her she was dripping wet. I think I heard her whisper out "hurt me".
by Enzo24 October 13, 2015
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Fart Huffing

When you let one rip so bad that you have to bend over and in-hail, almost vacuum your own fart from the air to prevent the smell from escaping the floor.
I was in a important meeting and the only way for me to make it not smell was to start Fart Huffing.
by anonymous August 12, 2021
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