Hotel Hair 

The either flat, static-y, greasy, thin, or just downright disgusting hair that results when you forgot your shampoo/conditioner at home and are forced to use the terrible crap that hotels call 'complimentary shampoo'.

"OH NO! I forgot my shampoo! I have to use this no-name crap! I wanted to look good tonight, but now I'm going to have Hotel Hair."


"Did you forget your shampoo?"
"Yeah, how could you tell?"
"You've got horrible Hotel Hair."

Hotel Hair by Oceanwavee* February 21, 2009

hotel kali 

the girl that makes out with every black guy at the party

"I saw Hotel Kali last night, she made out with 6 different black men in one night!"

hotel kali by armeniangoddess April 30, 2010

hotel takeover 

A swinger event that usually involves a group of swingers renting out a floor or a whole hotel for swinger events.

Dude, did you see that couple I banged at the last hotel takeover? They were hott.

hotel takeover by swingercoupleinma September 22, 2018

hotel room sex law

This law states that when a couple stays in a hotel room they must have sex. No exceptions. Sex is optional outside of the confines of hotel rooms only.

I wasn’t in the mood to have sex, but we were out of town, so the hotel room sex law was in effect.

hotel room sex law by Popesum October 18, 2020

Hotel meltdown 

When someone is so tired from a long trip, and finally arrives at the hotel, and gets annoyed by various things and has a hotel meltdown.

Jimmy t was tired from the bus ride and was tormented by 3 teenage boys, eventually causing a hotel meltdown.

Hotel meltdown by Shartbutton July 27, 2010

Hotel California

Hotel California is written by a band called the eagles. There is much agurement of the overall meaning. What i have pulled out of the song is being trapped in fame, for example you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave (meaning you wont be left alone/forgotten). Another line in this song is up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light, meaning being drawn in by the beauty and money and wanting it all. Such a lovely place, meaning a lovely life that only the bystanders see. I was thing to myself this could be heaven or hell, being good or bad. Basically overall saying the horrors behind the scenes the bystanders dont see. I had to find the passage back to the place i was before, finally realizing they did not want this after all.

Hotel California

A song realizing what they want and now cant handle

Hotel California by Cozi.tan May 29, 2015

Hotel 2

When one performs acts such as "making out" or kissing in the same room as another person or people that have nothing to do with the event. Often the person is totally unaware of the presents of these other people. In order to consider it hotel 2 the bistanders must feel awkward and/or out of place.

5 people are watching tv. In the middle of the show two of the viewers start to make out. One of the guys turnes to talk to his friend beside him, but unfortunatly hotel 2 has already taken effect. This leaves the remainder of the group in an awkward situation: They have just been hotel 2'd.

Hotel 2 by o7lucas07 July 3, 2009