Peripheral hotness

When someone looks hot out of the corner of your eye, but as soon as you get a good look at them you realize how ugly they are.

“What do you think of that new girl in our class”
“Idk dude she’s got peripheral hotness she’s too ugly to directly look at”

by Speed-weed69 February 4, 2020

hotness

Formal title given to a male or female who is sexy, well-dressed and has much charisma

(to a lady entering the club) "Woo, make way for your hotness, coming through!
Or
(gazing as P Diddy goes by) Oh yes, that's hotness right there for you.

by 2ndcitykitty September 22, 2003

Face Harness

A strap on dildo that attaches to the face. Also known as a Chindo. Found in LA in the Virgin music store, in a sex toy book. The picture was so graphic, all of the people there took a picture of it and sent it to all of their friends phone to teach everyone the wonderful ways of the Face Harness.

I love it when you face harness me. Put this face harness on your face and do me. Why the long penis?

by CHINDOR December 16, 2007

Jewish Hotness

a hot jewish girl a triple-h(hot hebrew honey) also hebrew hotness

dam bro that shool(temple) whas filld with jewish hotness

by the hebrew hammer aka shlomo ripsenthal March 6, 2004

hotness monster

A cute play off of the "Lochness monster". A hotness monster is a man or woman who is sizzling and near unattainable. He/she is the royalty of hotness. (Origin: Ottawa, Canada)

Whoa! Hotness. She's a hotness monster!!

by Jeanne August 26, 2004

Hornesty

When you’re horny but you’re honest about your expectations.

Dude 1: I told her my dick was ten inches long.

Dude 2: Bro that’s not very hornesty of you.

by Addeline August 15, 2019

Whale Harness

A Fat girl's thong. Named so because it's similar in appearance to the device that marine biologists use to save beached whales.

Dude, Allison bent over in class today and I could totally see that whale harness of her's. I think I'm gonna puke, then call Greenpeace.

by Francostein June 10, 2009