Saddle Horn 

The act of a man having sex with a transexual or male , while grabbing on to the transexuals or males penis, just like a saddle horn while giving it to him in the ass.

Catcher is lying on his back, and taking it in the can, pitcher is holding catchers hard cock while raming him in the ass.

I went to the Thailand and saddle horned this ladyboy!!

Saddle Horn by bob1234 September 23, 2009

shit horn 

When you sit on the toilet and fart.

The echo of farting in a toilet.

Every morning dad wakes us up by playing the shit horn

shit horn by Dave Kim Mom & Dad July 14, 2006

Like Shit Through a Tin Horn 

Phrase used to describe quick reckless actions, such as the fast spending of money.

We're spending money like shit through a tin horn.

Like Shit Through a Tin Horn by drsax November 25, 2009

Cincinnati Shoe Horn 

Flaccid penis + stubborn butthole + a thumb = Cincinnati Shoehorn.

1. the act of using one's thumb to assist in the insertion of a flaccid penis into a butthole.

2. East Portland Hipper than You-ing, except with a flaccid penis and a willing, non-hipster partner.

James: Hey man, how was your night?

Paul: Well I had a little whiskey dick, so I had to start off with the Cincinnati Shoe Horn, but it got the job done.

James: Gross man.

Cincinnati Shoe Horn by NW PDXer January 10, 2012

specific horn 

To have the horn (/strong sexual desire) for just that one special person.

I totally have the specific horn for (insert ONE name here).

specific horn by George Nicolson September 15, 2008

Acrid Stud Horn 

1. A rather smelly or pungent penis, common after sexual intercourse.

2. Slang for a rubber mallet.

1. After sleeping with his girlfriend, Dickmond had a rather Acrid Stud Horn.

2. Give it a clout with the acrid stud horn.

Acrid Stud Horn by Nogger August 15, 2006

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008