home security guard

A term to describe a NEET (Not in Education, Employment or Training).

It is a better term to describe people that stay at home 24/7 without any set goals. It is not to be confused as a licensed security guard.

Jake: I've heard that Dan found a job.

Rob: He's only working as a home security guard.

by Inferine April 16, 2017

Homebody

A person who goes outside sometimes but prefers to stay inside and sleep or do anything

I am a homebody I prefer to sleep rather than party

by Mrlit22 October 17, 2017

fuck home depot

a phrase or expression commonly used by home depot employees and frequenters in reference the outrageous prices and crappy service.

e.g. 1
customer: where can i find some screws
employee: on eighth street!
customer: fuck home depot.

e.g. 2
employee: my mom died and I have appendicitis, can I have the day off.
Home Depot: No! you shall work double today maggot!!!
employee: fuck home depot!

by Dant Mooney May 31, 2005

what's that when it's at home?

request to simplify the language, avoid fancy titles etc. uses the idea that at home, people don't bother trying to sound impressive. calling a spade a spade.

"i'm an italian cuisine delivery expert"
"what's that when it's at home?"
"pizza boy"

by hepburn May 14, 2008

canadian home invasion

When your partner fucks you with a denim strap on while using maple syrup as lubrication.

I thought that trying a Canadian home invasion would ruin my new sheets, but Tide got that shit out no prob!

by Chel Crow March 9, 2016

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

by chHAad January 8, 2021

Home Bowl Advantage

Similar to the athletic competition phenomenon (home field advantage), it is believed that your home toilet bowl has an advantage over all others, in that your ass is more familiar with the resting spot ultimately resulting in a far more comfortable and superior performing shit.

Guy 1: Dude, hurry up. We're gonna be late.
Guy 2: Hold on a minute. I gotta take a shit.
Guy 1: Can't you go at the bar?
Guy 2: No way man, I'm not giving up home bowl advantage!

by Operation: Dinner Out March 14, 2009