Horbjorb

Secret code for hand pleasure usually offered by attorneys or their assistants to relax their clients.

I may have lost my ass on the divorce, but my lawyer's assistant gives a hell of a horbjorb.

by Drunken Irish Bastard September 14, 2012

Hobster

A cross between a hobo and a hipster, like a roomate who usually has money for nice clothes but no rent money on the 1st

Hobsters are taking over this neighborhood.

by cplax July 23, 2016

Moose Horns

When having sex in the missionary style you grab a girl behind her knees and push them up beside her head. This causes her to look like a moose with horns.

She wanted it deeper so I gave her the moose horns.

by Johny Holmes October 27, 2009

Roy Hobbs

Right fielder for the New York Knights

There goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was in this game.

by Wonderboy9 March 7, 2010

Special Herbs

The code word used in place of weed.

Mom: Hey, Joey! Is that weed I see growing on your window sill?
Joey: No, ma, I swear! Those are just my special herbs!
Mom: You are a great son, Joey.

by the bæ July 24, 2015

the horns

It's a phrase you use when you're referring to the horns of a thing with horns.

Jack: Dude, did you see the horns of that cat?

Jake: WTF are you talking about dumbass!

by Royalflushplush July 25, 2011

hornsby's

The greatest drink on earth, an apple flavored hard cider.

Oi mate, hand me a Hornsby's

by jim March 11, 2004