happy tapioca

to be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. (as seen on Jimmy Kimmel's "This Week in Unnecessary Censorship")

from Scooby Doo
Fred: They're gonna teach me a move called happy tapioca, I don't know what it is but apparently I'll be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. See you around!

by lifeg0eson666 October 22, 2010

Happy Flour

A new ingredient created by a Minecraft youtuber named "Quackity" that makes people happy

I used up too many Happy Flour that I have fallen.

by Rithyut February 8, 2021

Happy Goodmans

The Happy Goodman's were a Southern Gospel group founded in the 1940s by Howard "Happy" Goodman.

"The Happy Goodmans are one of my all-time favorite christian music groups"

by Twist Weeblow September 5, 2007

As Happy as a Squeezed Snake

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.

"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020

Happy kangaroo

When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo

Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again

by Super jo jo and friends June 15, 2016

Happy Towel

A small wash cloth or hand towel that is kept next to the bed, in the glove box or in a pocket and is used for cleaning up bodily fluids after a sexual encounter. It may have a smiley face drawn in a corner so that the Happy Towel will not be accidently used for other purposes. This towel might also be used for a woman to spit into if she does not have the decency to swallow.

After their passionate encounter, Dick and Jane used their Happy Towels to clean up the mess and the wet spot. happy towel clean up body fluid

by Grendel177 January 1, 2015

Happy Weight

The weight a female gains after being in a happy relationship.

"Girl, you used to be so skinny! ", "I know, but now I'm thick thanks to this happy weight from Anthony."

by Louise9800 May 28, 2016