hooptie

a hollow peice of glass or metal used to ingest crack cocaine. usually containing chore boy.

this shits wearing off pass me that hooptie.

by jimmanthapinkerton March 22, 2009

hooptie

A car that goes " hooptie, hooptie, hooptie" when you turn! Other essential requirements for a suburban hooptie (a cousin to the urban hooptie) are rust deposits making it appear that the car is camoflagued, stale cigarette smell and 12 year olds butts in the ashtrays, and finally the suburban hooptie must ride down the rode as though it were a boat.

"Mom do you have to pick me up at school in that hooptie? Can't you park in the parking lot behind the Hummer and let me walk up to the door?"

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

hooptie

A car that smells like hot dogs or barbecue sauce

my chevette is a hooptie

by Nettled October 12, 2003

hooptie

Americana slang coined by Batman in the first Batman TV series.

"To the Hooptie Robin"

by muffalo_bill December 06, 2003

hoopty

a hoopty is a car with very big speakers -ALWAYS metal flake paint (lime green usually). 4 dr. '95 Lincoln is a classic example. sometimes Lowered, may bounce, 19 or 20" rims. Back window has large letters tht are difficult to read as they are in old english -all caps.

"My posse dissen me cause my hoopty be dragging. Know what I'm saying"

by Boba June 22, 2004

hooptie

To ride
to be given a ride
to drive

Yo Bob, gangsta Billy needs you to hooptie him over to the bonnie

I'm gonna hooptie my ass over there in a couple minutes

Yo, can you give me a hooptie to the liquor store?

by H to the O-S-S March 27, 2004

Hoopty

A person or object that is super cheesy, simple and ridiculous in ghetto terms.

A grown man who records the Lifetime channel on his DVR is without a doubt Hoopty.

by websterrocks August 02, 2012