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shorts and hoodie weather 

Summer on the cusp of fall where it gets cold enough that your core needs warmth but your legs could still use the ventilation.
It's shorts and hoodie weather- make sure to dress appropriately!

speer hoodie 

an article of clothing which makes you a perma virgin
Hey, did you see that dude with a speer hoodie? What a fucking retard.
speer hoodie by im a memer August 7, 2021

national steal a hoodie 

Simply take a hoodie from someone who isn't paying attention.
-oh hey give me my hoodie back!!

-sorry it's May 7th national steal a hoodie day so I'm not going to
-I'm stealing yours next!!

-well you just told me so you can't I'll hide it.

Scuba hoodie 

When a male uses his foreskin as a built-in condom
I was rawdoggin this chic last night and before I came I put my scuba hoodie on !!!
Scuba hoodie by Dunzo danny July 8, 2022

National give someone your hoodie day 

November 7th is national give someone your hoodie day.
Bob: hey julie

Julie: whats up bob?
Bob: do you want my hoodie? Its national give someone your hoodie day?

Sleeveless Hoodie 

A Slang Term Used commonly by Young Gay Men used to describe a circumcised Penis, Although the term refers to a penis, it is rarely used by straight males or women. Used in New South Wales, Australia and Some Parts of Queensland, Australia. The Term has been used a Surprisingly large amount more as of 2013 but it was first used in 2011
Guy 1: Hey, do you reckon that Mike has a Sleeveless Hoodie
Guy 2: Yeah Aaron Blew that guy 2 weeks back, he definitely has a Sleeveless Hoodie
Or
Guy 1: Do you Have a Sleeveless Hoodie
Guy 2: Maybe, why are you asking?
Guy 1: Come Show me in the bathroom