Homemade Yumm Bowl

When a woman wakes up sluggish after a long night of wine drinking and funky sex with her husband and is in need of a delicious, comforting meal. The need is compounded on on foggy, cold days. The wife takes all the ingredients in her refrigerator, mixes them together in a big bowl, gets naked in the kitchen and slathers the mixture all over her body, while eating it. If she is suffering from an *extreme* hangover, she inserts the Homemade Yumm Bowl concoction into her anus.

Damn! What a rough night! My head is pounding and I'm exhausted! Gotta get my Homemade Yumm Bowl on!

by wanderlust222 January 16, 2013

homemade tattoo

basically, it's what you get after you cut yourself whether it's on purpose self-mutilation or if you just cut yourself on accident.

person1: ughh! gnarly homemade tattoo.
person2: i know. im pretty emo.

anotherperson1: i just got a homemade tattoo.
anotherperson2: ur such a retard. go cover up ur papercut with a band-aid, u loser.

by chalphaQ January 10, 2009

Homemade Roofies

n. any type of blunt object that can knock a person unconscious and can be found around the house

v. (Homemade Roofie, Homemade Roofie-ing, Homemade Roofied) the act of using any blunt object to knock a person unconscious

"I am finally having Sally over tonight. If things don't go according to plan, this frying pan or two by four will make for a couple of good Homemade Roofies."

Sally to friend: "And when I told him I didn't want to sleep with him he tried to Homemade Roofie me."

by PhineasGage04 April 28, 2010

homemade cherry pie

To eat the blood clot of a woman on their period.after one breaks in your mouth you intern deep throat kiss her injecting the clot into her mouth.

eat chew kiss spit homemade cherry pie

by five star redwing general July 13, 2009

Homemade Pie

Masturbation, jerking off, or taming your dragon at your home. Hence the "homemade" part.

Jimbo-Hey Joe wanna go to the party tonight at Silly Billy's place?
Joe- ahh..no thanks I'm gonna make some homemade pie.
Jimbo- whats that
Joe- My mom just got the magazine Good Housekeeping. So im gonna jerk off to that.

by TuffyKillA February 28, 2011

homemade bidet

When you do a poo which is so perfectly formed that a little bit of water splashes you right in the poo hole.

Oli:Yo dawg, that poo was so good I got a homemade bidet
Mike: Pom Pom Pom

by P0l1wrath September 30, 2013

homemade oreo

when your partner shits on your chest then jizzes on the shit then shits on top off the jizz covered shit making an oreo then you eat it

Blessings love Casper's homemade oreos. They could eat a million of them every day!

by Cameron Cole November 4, 2006