homobesity

your morbidly obese gay friend.

Person 1: "Who's that guy with the skinny jeans and the muffintop?"

Person 2: "That's my friend who has homobesity!"

by obese fred July 27, 2010

Homobestiality

A further classification of bestiality; wherein a human has intercourse with an animal - of the same gender, making it both perverse, and gay...

...Oh, the humanity.

After a night of binge drinking and heavy cocaine use, John was found committing an act of homobestiality with Spike, the neighbor's Rottweiler.

by dingdongthong December 17, 2010

Hocobola

The act of dancing so dirty that you happen to aquire Ebola

Omg! Did you see her at homecoming? She twerked so much she is home sick with hocobola! What a slut!

by mechowth November 2, 2014

Praise Hojo!

What one does when they do the work of Jenova. A call of those who are Jenova's witnesses, or members of the Church of the One-Winged Angel of Latter Day Summons.

"We have done the work of Jenova, PRAISE HOJO!!!"

by TheMobiusMan September 26, 2009

Hoob

Huge Noob; camelia

Any action exhibited by said individual over any course of given time is an example of 'hoobness'

by Rhetoric March 27, 2009

ho job

when a really skanky girl sucks on your dick, to the point where you cant claim the prestige of getting a real job "blow job" you have to say it was a ho job

When Tina sucked my dick, i felt awesome, then i realized i was the third dick that night, it was only a ho job

by Superhomo11 September 2, 2009

hobobodalingdingding

When a hobo rings your doorbell and leaves a piece of shit on your porch and runs away

God Dammnit Barbara, another hobobodalingdingding just happened again. "Fucking Hobos"

by Wharslly October 5, 2007