jenova 

Referring to one of the main villains of the game Final Fantasy VII. Jenova was according to the game a being from another world. The Cetra people called her or referred to her as "The calamity from the skies". Jenova was thought to be the underlying reason why many of the cetra died. Approximately 2,000 years after that time she was found by professor Gast in a "Geological stratum". Hojo of Shinra was the person who first began experimenting with the cells of Jenova Ultimately producing Sephiroth and his clones and setting in motion the events of Final Fantasy VII.

In the game Sephiroth was told that Jenova was his mother, but in reality it was Lucrecia. Sephiroth was the first human to be injected with Jenova's cells making him vastly stronger than any normal person.

jenova by Kevin Monroe January 29, 2004

Jenova 

Also known as mother, she is what Kadaj, Azu, and Loz were looking for in Final Fantasy Advent Children. Or as they said they wanted "mother's" head. Once Kadaj got his hands on the box or tin that held Jenova Cloud Strife was after him to get Jenova back to prevent Sephiroth from arising from his "memories".

Kadaj: Wheres Jenova (mother, he said mother...)?!
Tifa: theres nobody here!

Jenova by Akara February 26, 2008

Jenova's Witness 

I didn't really know that someone already made this up but there are two meanings to this.

A. Someone who does the deeds of Jenova of the church of the one winged angel, a group of geeks who are obsessed with a video game.

B. This one I made up myself. Someone who's Played FF7 to the point that you fight either the first Jenova, or the Final.

Jim: You see that dude over there? They say he's a Jenova's Witness.
Jesse: Huh? What the **** does that mean?
Jim: I don't know, but I find it funny.
Jesse: ....

Jenova's Witness by rodneyalcala November 30, 2009

Jenova's Witnesses 

This is my name for the notorious "Final Fantasy House's" "mini-cult." It's a joke on the owners, claiming to be reincarnated Final Fantasy 7 Characters, such as "Jenova," and "Sephiroth." It's also a joke on Jehovas' Witnesses.

I have met some people, who claim to be from the Jenova's Witnesses, and claim Jenova saved them! They reject Jenova's appearance in Final Fantasy 7, being called "The Calamity," and instead calls it a blessing!

Jenova's Witnesses by jrpgkin April 13, 2022

Jehovah's Fitness 

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.

Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.

Jehovah's Fitness by will bitten September 14, 2017

Go Jehovah on his ass

When you join a religion because your child hates you on every holiday because it doesn't meet some crazy expectation.

Parent 1: Ben went totally crazy this Easter because he didn't get that race track.

Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!

Go Jehovah on his ass by bbone22 September 7, 2012

Big Jehovah riders 

Someone who's obsessed with Jehovah witness warrior self-proclaimed I know he's going to ride with big Jehovah riders

You will ride with big Jehovah riders

Big Jehovah riders by Pee-wee Jones May 22, 2019