honyocker

noun: one who lacks respectability or social graces; one prone to exhibiting frequent displays of the screaming yips.

Coach Clark: If you honyockers don't run the goddam play correctly, you will be running fartlets until you puke!

by steve mac November 19, 2004

Hobknocker

1. A person who 'rapes' or molests' animals.

2. Someone who hits you in the face with thier penis.

1. Carly: Oh he's so cute!

Wade C.: You are all a bunch of hobknockers!

(as seen on Icarly)

2. Devin: Dude! Wtf, you hobknocker.

by inuyasha gurl Aka ashton August 7, 2009

hobnocked

To get slapped with a penis (or by a hobnocker)

Person 1: This bitch just sassed me!
Person 2: Tell her she's going to get hobnocked

by lalaland5484668487 October 15, 2015

hobknocker sucker

When a hobknocker goes to hit someone in the face with his penis but before he can do it someone sucks his dick. Usually the hobknocker shouts ''HOBKNOCKER SUCKER.'' and then passes out.

I was walking down a street, peacefully until a hobknocker sucker was in sight I then ran home.

It was 2am.....

by Zer0sec November 10, 2019

lady hobknocker

A lady who slaps people with her boobs.

That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.

by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014

lady hobknocker

A lady who slaps people with her boobs.

That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.

by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014

gobnocker

A word that means how really stupid and obnoxious a person or thing is being, commonly used for showing disinterest and possible hatred for a thing

Man that dude was being a real gobnocker I tell you what.
That chick was so gobnockingly uptight that I’d rather watch Rosanne.

by Shamichale Readaction April 29, 2019