Lowell high school

A school full of Cambodians, jewish teachers, Puerto Ricans, Greeks, and cunts with the last name of Descheneaux who think that they are the best people in the world. And don't forget about the white kids who look either like trash or wanna be gangsters who will get shot in 5 minutes. There are also a bunch of bloods and crips there.

Lowell high school got shot up again this week by the and the greeks

by Rowdy the raging hawk March 24, 2017

Lowell High School

A High School in Lowell, Michigan full of wanna be rednecks who think that doing donuts in the stadium parking lot, flying confederate flags even though they are northerners, and coming to school looking like they have a hangover makes them cool. Besides those guys, there are some pretty cool star athletes that most of the time are respectful unless they are the few druggies. The Marching band is full of dweebs but we love them anyways. The Theatre program is successful, you may even meet Isiah Perysian (Minor Celeb it’s whatever). The Cheerleaders are typical, most of them aren’t the greatest, but the others are scholars. Known for high overall class GPAs, Pink Arrow, hating East Grand Rapids, bowing down to Noel Dean, and other caring about football... it’s still a pretty cool school full of genuinely good kids.

“Hey, doesn’t he go to Lowell High School?”
“Yes, look at his football jersey, gosh Cindy.”

by Your Favorite Guard Girl 🤷🏼‍♀️ February 2, 2019

lower merion high school

a public high school on the main line that likes to act like a private school, except for when it comes to the food and the people.

mostly full of ivy legacies and white trash. also has a large population of erm actually kids.
druggies are welcome but so is catty bitch fighting and public sex.
everyone has a beach house, and the people that don’t, pretend they do.

dress code for girls is

lululemon leggings
nike socks pulled up
uggs that have been through WAR
kendra scott necklaces
choppy highlights

dress code for guys is
either cargo pants and an oversized popular grunge band shirt (think…nirvana)
and dirty new balances or adidas sambas
or

adidas sweatpants that come up above the ankle (almost to the calf) and a MASSIVE travis scott sweatshirt
and yeezys or disgusting birkenstocks

people here are either huge assholes or super nice, and you can never tell.

the only thing that lower merion high school is known for is Kobe Bryant

by cookalicious09 May 23, 2024

Lower Merion High School

Honestly this place has got some weird characters. You got pedophiles to professional morons. D1 morons. However most people are chill. I feel like this school doesn’t really have bullying with like big kids slamming the nerds up against lockers demanding lunch money. However deep down the worst part about people here is the competition. Competitiveness is just so prominent at Lower Merion. The average PSAT score here is like 80th percentile. It’s crazy. However again we have weird people. If you know someone that goes to LM that lives near Merion Elementary School they want to skin you and your family. Or rape you. Diddle you as we say. One kid almost took off another kids ear at his birthday party with an axe. Insane. Weirdly enough some of the coolest kids are the frisbee- acting kids. It’s one big group and you got actors that can play some damn good Ultimate Frisbee. The rest of the actors however just she sex after rehearsal. Mono is rampant in the acting club. Most teachers are pretty good unless you take Integarted Math 2 in which case tough shit. I survived it and so will you. Everyone won’t shout up about the Eagles or Phillies and nobody ever talks about the Flyers. 76ers are brought up. We hate Radnor so much we have a entire school week dedicated to kicking their ass in sports besides football. The school thankfully is very inclusive which is nice. All and all it’s a good school as long as you keep your head straight.

LM class of 27’

Little Jimmy walked to Lower Merion High School and promptly cried.

by Flubert the stupid October 25, 2025

Highlow

This is the new and exciting way to say "hello".

Me: Highlow, John! How are you today?

John: Fuck off, idiot.

by NeoFox97 June 24, 2009

highloween

getting really stoned and partaking in normal halloween activities.

*Smoking a blunt* Me: Dude lets go get some free candy, it's fuckin Highloween

by ayayron420 October 31, 2013