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Hershey Squirts

1. To excrete defecation into one's trousers; it is usually a thick warm liquid feel as it exits out of your anus, presumably while laughter is occurring at that moment.
2. Hell.
"Hot damn Johnny ! It seems i got them Hershey squirts!
by x_K6H00T_L3G3ND_x October 23, 2017
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exploding hershey squirts

Noun - very similar in form to common hershey squirts (coca squirtis minora) differentiated primarily by artillery explosion like flatulence. can often result in a dislocation and or actual discharge of the small intestine.
After the bean eating contest, Pete downed several pitchers of beer at Polska Sausage World. The resulting case of exploding hershey squirts shattered the toilet, dislodged the sewer main, and unclogged his sinuses.
by Al Caholic March 9, 2005
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Tallahassee Hershey Squirt

After consuming at least 4 chalupas from your local Taco Bell, politely asking your significant other to indulge in your genitalia. If lucky, said significant other will force you to release the entire content of your intestines all over your room while simultaneously ejaculating on their face.
by Tasticx March 12, 2021
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technicolor hershey squirts

A colorful term for "Fruity Pebbles" in relation to "Cocoa Pebbles"

This termonology refers to the supreme distaste I have for cereal that tastes like a mixture of garbage, shit, rotten flesh, santorum, and vaginal fliuds.
Technicolor hershey squirts are just like the shits with a little more color and flavor.
by TheSantaMan December 12, 2006
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hershey highway squirts

I think he has the hershey highway squirts. He's was in the Bathroom for a hour.
by 1230456789 July 6, 2010
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Squirt Hershey

Verb:

To defacate diarrhea in a spewing manor.
-That burrito made me squirt Hershey!
-You scared me so badly, I almosted squirted Hershey!
by Big Saxy October 20, 2014
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Hershey Squirts

When your butt pisses Hershey bars because you ate taco bell
Dam, my ass got the Hershey Squirts
by Silvernugget950 June 27, 2025
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