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Hemp Tycoon

Probably the greatest online game ever. Its on adultswim.com. The main character is hempy; you grow hemp and then cash out and make bank.
Today I planted some Mayan before school. Got home and harvested them. Cashed out and made a ton of money. Dear God I love hemp tycoon.
by Beardmon December 9, 2010
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hemp

Many people may not know it, but hemp is the most versatile plant in the world.

Some of its uses include textiles, fuel, paper, food and fiber.

Marijuana derives from the bud, leaves and flowers of the hemp plant, which is the main excuse for the illegalization of hemp.

It has an interesting relationship with the law. The government used to allow people to pay their taxes with hemp, however it is outlawed in most countries.

If hemp was made legal worldwide, it could potentially reverse global warming.
Read "The Emperor Wears No Clothes" by Jack Herer for more information about hemp.
by blahzay October 1, 2007
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hemp milk

It might not get you high, but damn that hemp milk is good!
by anonymous5050 March 9, 2009
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Hempfield Bomb Threat

A typical threat that occurs throughout the year at Hempfield Highschool; some little freshman asshole makes this threat and thinks he/she doing a favor for everybody in the school there; Typically, one will enter the bathroom, and write it down for someone to see. Or other scenario, some group of assholes will be joking about blowing the school up in the halls, and someone will call the safe school hotline and cry about their life possibly ending. The school then evacutes, and smart idea, puts everyone under the bleachers . . the mostly likely place a bomb would be put.
" Hey Derek, did you hear about the Hempfield Bomb Threat? "

"Blowing up the school? That's old news."
by Zefranmajeticklacka December 18, 2009
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Humpy Bastard

Irish slang,

with multiple meanings.

Ways to describe an awkward person, or an annoying person.

Or when the word bastard is not enough.
Look at that Humpy Bastard over there, I hope he do not come over here.

I'm gona knock the teeth out of that Humpy Bastards mouth if he annoys me again.
by Mon the town January 8, 2018
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Hempus Fugit

That pot-induced feeling of time loss (which is really just short-term memory loss).
I can't believe that no one thought of this before. Probably they did, but, you know, hempus fugit.
by Linus Oxenfarter February 15, 2018
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hempstead

village of hempstead on long island. contains many bad parts. lots of crime and drugs are in hempstead
hempstead holds it down
by wumaster May 15, 2007
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