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Hemingway

A famous 1930s author whose works include THE SUN ALSO RISES, FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS, and A FAREWELL TO ARMS. Critically loved for his simple, to-the-point style.

In reality, a fat lout who liked his women and booze a little too much. One day, realizing just how mediocre and utterly worthless his writing was, he decided to do something good; off himself so that people don't waste the little effort needed to try reading his shallow crap. Unfortunately, his plan backfired, and schoolchildren across America now have to endure his mediocrity while listening to bullshit about how he was a great revolutionary writer and adventurer.
Stop saying Hemingway was good; he was just a random lardass closeted Romantic!
by Mashizzlewinks December 23, 2005
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Hemingway Boner

When one endorses a writing style that is characterized by efficiency and understatements.

Ernest Hemingway was the most distinguished writer to use this style, hence the term "Hemingway Boner".
If you have a Hemingway Boner you would probably write something like,

I went to the beach. It was beautiful.
by alff September 22, 2011
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The Hemingway

A sex act in which the man pulls out before climax, and instead of busting a nut on the woman he cum-sprays himself in the face. If possible he then proceeds to make out with her with a jizz covered face.
"I got wasted last night and did the Hemingway with this bitch... She ran off in terror, and I woke up with my right eye glued shut."
by GravyRocket August 17, 2009
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Hemingway retirement

A Hemingway retirement is a shotgun in you mouth and then pulling the trigger.
by asgerkhan June 17, 2017
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Hemingway

The simultaneous use of an e-cigarette (preferably a JUUL) and a cannabis oil delivery device, resembling two smoking barrels in the users mouth.
Hey dude, I brought my weed pen! Throw me your JUUL so I can rip a fat Hemingway

I ripped a fat Hemingway in the bathroom at work and just posted to urban dictionary for the rest of the day.
by Based Ernest Hemingway August 30, 2019
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Liv hemingway

A beautiful girl who loves chicken so much that she cries when she thinks about it.

Loves attention and Singing Pat Flynn on nights out

Love u bp
I saw liv Hemingway today

Oh ye bro?

Ye she looked like a binweevil
by notlivhemingway May 5, 2020
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Dirty Hemingway

When you choke someone with a scarf while listening to all to well (10-min version) by Taylor swift.
My gf said Jake Gyllenhaal was a bad actor so i dirty Hemingwayed her.
by Spastichen31446 January 19, 2022
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