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Bazzablade5000

Someone of enormous stature and girth in relation to their penis.
He’s packing a bazzablade5000, makes me feel insecure as a man.
by Spastichen31446 January 19, 2022
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Dirty Hemingway

When you choke someone with a scarf while listening to all to well (10-min version) by Taylor swift.
My gf said Jake Gyllenhaal was a bad actor so i dirty Hemingwayed her.
by Spastichen31446 January 19, 2022
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