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Dirty Hellen Keller

The act of taking a shit on your significant others eyes and ears
Hey dude I met this chick at the bar the other night and she told me to give her a dirty Hellen Keller, and all I know is that it turned into a really shitty situation...
by TheMartini88 September 24, 2015
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hellemond

every hellemond you meet is unnecessarily tall with an intimidating aura that imposes his dominance naturally. they usually have some sort of gucci product (usually fake) and owns a tesla for some god forsaken reason. hellemonds also have a harem, whether its real or made up, we'll have no idea why they attract all the mentally unstable people.

if you ever meet a hellemond, theyll probably make you watch them play league. run while you can.
"hellemond's gucci shirt is obviously fake."
by aerokin June 25, 2021
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Hellen

hellen is hot as fuck everyone want to be friends with hellen sigh
wow hellen ur hot as fuck
by ilyxxx June 21, 2013
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hellen

by 85yo58 February 5, 2008
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Hellen Kellered

The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.
Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.

Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.
by KingKrule January 2, 2012
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The Hellen Keller

During the course of oral sex, ejaculate into the young ladies eye causing her vision to be impared, then smack her in both ears immediatly after causing her to briefly loose her hearing, and causing the sound of ringing in her ears. This will cause the illusion of the historical figure Helen keller who was Blind and Def.
Hey have you ever dated a handicapped person?
-No i have not have you?
Not quite but i gave my date the hellen keller last night!
by G-rant H January 3, 2008
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heller

The hip way to say "hello"... just add an R to anything.
" Heller, and how u durin.....
by f2cklife September 24, 2006
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