Hexasexual

A sexual orientation where a person is attracted to or desire sexual intercourse with all of the following: men, women, animals, dead people or dead animals, hermaphrodites, and toasters.

Person 1: Did you see the guy fucking that dead hermaphrodite in the mausoleum? He needs to be shot for the good of humanity

Person 2: Stop being so closed minded. He's just hexasexual.

by KansasKitten March 15, 2010

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holysexual

Men and women who completely abstain from even the hint of sex until married and only have sex with their spouse in obedience to the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

<pastor> I didn't even kiss my wife until we were married. On our honeymoon, it was about a two hour drive to our hotel after the flight. I was doing all I could to contain myself. We finally arrived and what happened after that is none of your business.
<teenager> Were you asexual or something?
<pastor> No, I am a holysexual.

by Mark Shackelford June 1, 2007

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herosexual

Herosexual n (2009) 1. a human being, male or female, who approaches lovemaking with strength, passion, a sense of humor, lust, and most important - that their partner be satisfied intensely.

Michelle's glistening inner thighs, swollen labia, and the glazed look in her blue eyes told Mark all he needed to know. He had finally qualified for his Herosexual merit badge.

by Manlychin August 3, 2009

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