William hellinger

Used to describe a tiny stinky goblin that’s usually around 4’11 and lies about a lot of pointless things

“Wow your being such a William hellinger”
“Tigy stop being such a billy

by Jack boonga November 14, 2021

helbig

a man how tends to eat more penis then can stomach.

a man who's favorite pass time is to give a man a blowjob.

matthew did helbig for a hour and half.

by carrot top September 15, 2007

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

hellinger

A person who only gives half a story and is afraid of any type of commitment. This person may also believe others are stupid enough to think AFTICA the Boat uses Facebook

That’s a Hellinger!!! Meme me meme

by Pud G December 17, 2017

Don Helbig

The most badass coaster enthusiast and PR manager of Kings Island who rides Racer all day long after a great meal of 56 chicken nuggets and ice cream! He also has a hot-ass daughter who is engaged to the infamous, kickass, derogatory, KD hater LCG!

Let's Pull a Don Helbig and ride Racer all day!

by The Infamous Coaster Fan June 26, 2010

Van Helsing

A turd that looks exactly like a vampire stake.

I just took a Van Helsing. It looked like I could kill a vampire with it.

by Jeffale5 August 17, 2013

van helsing

term used to imply getting really intoxicated

dude, let's get all van helsing tonight.

by rob May 13, 2005