A phrase used to refer to females who are rather short. The phrase indicates that they wouldn't even have to bend down to "top off the night", if you know what I'm saying.
Generally a hyperbole.
Generally a hyperbole.
"Wow, man, your girlfriend is really short!"
"Yeah, she's just the right height, if you know what I'm saying.
"Yeah, she's just the right height, if you know what I'm saying.
by Nope4810 April 19, 2005
Get the Just the right height mug.Frankie:(walks to a group of friends)Hey,man you guys are tall.I always feel short around guys.
Ryan: Yea you do look a little shorter than usual
Shaun:You do look pretty short.Im sure you are just having a mid-height crisis
Ryan: Yea you do look a little shorter than usual
Shaun:You do look pretty short.Im sure you are just having a mid-height crisis
by Shaun Cox July 20, 2008
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When a girl is about as tall as the waist of a guy. The height of both people is thus ideal for blow jobs.
Person A: My girlfriend is so small, she has the ideal blowjob height!
Person B: Sweet! I always wanted a girl with a ibjh
Person B: Sweet! I always wanted a girl with a ibjh
by PCFF April 14, 2011
Get the Ideal Blowjob Height mug.Hello, For the people reading this I will probably have to go to the white room, Yes in this amazing school We have a Prison Cell! Okay, let's start explaining this bullshit of a school. First We are allowed no freedom, we can have no phones no music, no youtube, no fun. Almost everything is blocked in this school, even the wifi sucks. Second the teachers some are nice (bout maybe 7 in the whole 100 person staff) while the rest are just complete jerks. Third, there are different many problems like the white room! it is a 4 x 4 room with all white walls with 1 desk. It is used for punishment. Let's say that you don't clean tables for the janitor ( Big Boi Brown ) or you get caught texting your mom about how you're sick, or even forget to turn something in, well then the white room is for you! Instead of continuing to learn, you sit a in a room all day doing nothing. Another problem in the constant Juuling, In this school, we have a major problem, kids in the bathroom, kids in outside and even kids in class, but none of our dumb teachers ever find out. Last but definitely not least, Our lunch we get a solid 15 minutes to eat our lunch. Now our counselors are dismissing sections which takes much longer and just a pain.
If you ever consider Coming to RHMS please don't you will be doing your self a favor.
If you ever consider Coming to RHMS please don't you will be doing your self a favor.
Bob - Do you go to Rocky Height Middle School?
Jill - No I heard they are just juuling gay ass bitches
Bob - ahh I see
Jill - No I heard they are just juuling gay ass bitches
Bob - ahh I see
by Wilhelmina Emmanuella November 1, 2018
Get the Rocky Height Middle School mug.A boy who is considered to be short for a boy and therefore a height that girls normally are (5’6 and below normally)
by savvyfromnrth January 10, 2020
Get the gyal height mug.1. When an object, usually furniture is located at the perfect altitude, so that the male sexual partner can simply stand in front of the object and still maintain coitus. Doggystyle on any object can usually provide sufficient dick-height if the two sexual partners are close in height.
2. The location at which the penis starts on one's body
HIGH Dick-height: Dick is closer to sternum than knees.
LOW Dick-height Dick is closer to knees than sternum.
2. The location at which the penis starts on one's body
HIGH Dick-height: Dick is closer to sternum than knees.
LOW Dick-height Dick is closer to knees than sternum.
Ex. 1
Craig: Nigga erthang in ha house was Dick-height, we fucked on the counters, tables and her bed and I was standing up the entire time nigga.
Dayvon: Damn nigga, nothing in mah bitch house is dick-height, I usually have to niggacrouch or grab the old stool nigga.
Craig: Dayvon nigga, don't you know everything is dick height with doggystyle.
Dayvon: I know nigga, but my girlfriend is too short nigga, I still have to niggacrouch to hit that shit
Craig: Damn that sucks mah nigga
Ex 2
Dayvon: aye nigga I hate that I have high dick height, I can't do sit ups, without slapping myself in the face with mah dick
Craig: Dayum mah nigga I have low dick height, my shit be scraping the carpet everytime I look under the couch for change.
Craig: Nigga erthang in ha house was Dick-height, we fucked on the counters, tables and her bed and I was standing up the entire time nigga.
Dayvon: Damn nigga, nothing in mah bitch house is dick-height, I usually have to niggacrouch or grab the old stool nigga.
Craig: Dayvon nigga, don't you know everything is dick height with doggystyle.
Dayvon: I know nigga, but my girlfriend is too short nigga, I still have to niggacrouch to hit that shit
Craig: Damn that sucks mah nigga
Ex 2
Dayvon: aye nigga I hate that I have high dick height, I can't do sit ups, without slapping myself in the face with mah dick
Craig: Dayum mah nigga I have low dick height, my shit be scraping the carpet everytime I look under the couch for change.
by That nigga nigga nigga nigga September 16, 2013
Get the Dick-height mug.An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.
If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike
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