fake hearing

A term utilized in an attempt to discredit whatever may come to light in a hearing that has the potential to blow the lid off something illegal.

You are a liar Mr. Cohen and this is a fake hearing; that you were lying for the US President for ten years is a small matter indeed.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019

Photographic Hearing

The ability to recall past events vividly and accurately using your ability to hear.

That dumb ass nigga just told his buddy that he has Photographic Hearing.

by HEHEXD99999999999999 August 26, 2019

Hating Ass Nigga Syndrome (H.A.N.S)

When you (or another) cant help but to hate on another nigga(s)

It is frowned upon to have H.A.N.S behind a menace's back, but is viewed as okay so long as the person suffering from H.A.N.S is willing to admit to the menace how they are feeling

Person 1:bro he got to go to the concert last night Im frfr jealous and pissed that he gets to do that
Person 2:You must have Hating Ass Nigga Syndrome (H.A.N.S), stop that shit bro or go tell him. Stop being a pussy.

by MoistyboyX February 19, 2022

Cabbage Heading

The act of a female placing her genitalia on the forehead or face of another person in order to create sexual humiliation and to assert dominance over another. The female equivalent of teabagging.

Chun Li is cabbage heading T. Hawk after she whupped his ass in a street fight.

by Luis Reyna January 17, 2009

furry hating furry

A furry who knows how fucked up the fandom and its members are, but still enjoys the hobby aspect of having a fursona and/or fursuiting. They are often disgusted by the sexual nature of furries, the large amount of zoophilia, oversensitive degenerates, and the very common cancel culture. A furry hating furry typically distances themselves from other furries but still feels pride in having a fursona and uses furry art as profile pictures or get a fursuit.

A furry hating furry, anti-furry and furry haters will often see each other as allies.

Personally, I consider myself a furry hating furry, because a large chunk of my past furry friends from 2016-2021 has turned out to be zoophiles or pedophiles, and a lot of furries are oversexed and/or oversensitive.

Joe: Hey, I noticed you're a furry, I'm also a furry! Would you like to have sex?
furry hating furry: Silence, degenerate.

by 卢阿 May 30, 2021

Hearing Aid

Derogatory term for a Bluetooth earpiece worn by anyone over 40 years old in the sad belief that it makes them look cool. Seen from the opposite side, it makes them look like an old person suffering from semile dementia and talking to themselves.

Middle-aged woman apparently talking to herself in park.
Guy: "What's up with grandma over there?"
Girl: "She's on her hearing aid again to her daughter."

by Uncle Des August 21, 2009

hexting

Leaving text messages hoping something bad happens to someone, like a hex or a curse.

Mike's ex girl has been hexting him for weeks hoping he'll get some sort of incurable tumor. I'm guessing she hasn't gotten over finding him in bed with her mother.

by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009