Mike: Oh man, that chick just gave me a sexual feeling.
Me: What do you want me to do about it?
Mike: {turns on mp3}..."sexual healing!"...
Me:...
Me: What do you want me to do about it?
Mike: {turns on mp3}..."sexual healing!"...
Me:...
by hkonch April 3, 2009
Get the sexual healing mug.A healing crystal bitch is that annoying female that we all know who wants to be a hippie and takes it to a different level of extreme. Typically they will claim to be from some other dimension, consider themselves "spiritual", talk about their "3rd eye", throw around tarot cards without warning, and you guessed it, carry around healing crystals. They consider consuming marijuana and psychedelics some kind of spiritual journey and believe that their hallucinations are sacred. A healing crystal bitch will also turn into Jeffery Dahmer if her cat dislikes you.
Friend 1: Dude look at this girl on my tinder stack. Should I swipe right?
Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.
Friend 1: Damn you right homie.
Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.
Friend 1: Damn you right homie.
by Michael|leahciM October 6, 2021
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The power or ability to cause the wounds or illnesses of others to heal, whether through the practice of medicine, or other methods.
by Downstrike May 23, 2004
Get the healing mug.One of the many songs to originate in the Dance Dance Revolution video game. It is an atmospheric trance song with steady drum-n-bass.
by Angelic April 12, 2004
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by bgfalcon13 November 18, 2005
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Get the self-heating sleeping bag mug.When you are suffering from an ailment of sorts and the only cure is that of sexual roots. Can be fulfilled with oral, anal and regular sexual means.
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