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sexual healing

1. A song by Marvin Gaye that evokes horniness
Mike: Oh man, that chick just gave me a sexual feeling.
Me: What do you want me to do about it?
Mike: {turns on mp3}..."sexual healing!"...
Me:...
by hkonch April 3, 2009
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healing crystal bitch

A healing crystal bitch is that annoying female that we all know who wants to be a hippie and takes it to a different level of extreme. Typically they will claim to be from some other dimension, consider themselves "spiritual", talk about their "3rd eye", throw around tarot cards without warning, and you guessed it, carry around healing crystals. They consider consuming marijuana and psychedelics some kind of spiritual journey and believe that their hallucinations are sacred. A healing crystal bitch will also turn into Jeffery Dahmer if her cat dislikes you.
Friend 1: Dude look at this girl on my tinder stack. Should I swipe right?

Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.

Friend 1: Damn you right homie.
by Michael|leahciM October 6, 2021
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healing

The power or ability to cause the wounds or illnesses of others to heal, whether through the practice of medicine, or other methods.
Healing is a power attributed to clerics in some RPG scenarios.
by Downstrike May 23, 2004
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healing vision

One of the many songs to originate in the Dance Dance Revolution video game. It is an atmospheric trance song with steady drum-n-bass.
I got an A on Healing Vision
by Angelic April 12, 2004
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Heating Up

Anything dealing with getting ready. Mostly during sporting events when a team is starting to do well against the other team.
The Mens Basketball team is heating up.
by bgfalcon13 November 18, 2005
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self-heating sleeping bag

The #1 why beans are so popular as a camping food...
...is that they create the self-heating sleeping bag at night!
by Jack Bozdog November 27, 2006
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Sexual Healing

When you are suffering from an ailment of sorts and the only cure is that of sexual roots. Can be fulfilled with oral, anal and regular sexual means.
"Oh I have sars, oh no!"

"I will spray PP juice on you"

"Yay"

"You are cured"
by The lord of the PP July 6, 2003
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