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Caught in the headlights

When you freeze up when your parents walk in on you masterbating and you don't have time to hide anything.
Spencer: Dude i was in my room last night jerking off and my parents walked. I was Caught in the headlights and i couldn't hide the lotion, my member, or the porn.
Hayden: Thats what you get for trying to pull a sixxer.
Spencer:Its the Summer and I'm lonely.
by damzaha June 26, 2010
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headlights

His lust was apparent when he laid his headlights on her headlights.
by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2012
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Headlights

Damn, Dude, check out her headlights!
by Anonymous August 15, 2003
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Headlights off the hook

Take a look at Jody. Homegirl has her headlights off the hook.
by gulliver1953 January 20, 2009
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new york headlights

When a fatter person puts there breast on the sides of a sleeveless shirt.
Donnie p just flashed his New York headlights.
by Kyleman123 July 3, 2019
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Hoodlightenment

Enlightenment is traditionally attained under the ideal conditions of monostary of spiritual retreat. Hoodlightenment is a state spiritual awakening and divine union attained while surrounded by the negative conditions of the urban ghettos or areas commonly referred to as " hood ". Hoodlightenment brings the state of " unfuckwithable " to the urban spiritual seeker.
Through his trials and tribulations in the hood, bro has a Jedi like Zen about him, he has attained the divinestate of. Hoodlightenment. Now he is unfuckwithable.
by Dre Pharoh/Cipher5 June 27, 2016
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