Headless gingerbread man

gingerbread men always end up headless because you are supposed to always eat the head first if you don't you have no meaning in this world so basically you're a worthless peice of trash

The headless gingerbread man tried to run away but I wouldn't let him!

by Your twin made this 😂😏 December 24, 2014

Headless Chicken Race

A group of people working under pressure, frantically, expending a lot of energy without making any real progress. Garrison Keillor describing headless chickens; "without the extra weight, they can really go." Think "deadline set by the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert."

The project was late, so the boss decided to add a dozen people to the team, and it turned into a complete Headless Chicken Race.

by Robert Merrill June 22, 2006

headless-horseman style

a method of dismembering in which a part of a whole is separated from its larger body in a manner that is especially clean and quick, leaving no remnant on the larger body except a clean slice.

Amy: Yesterday I drove too close to a construction barrier and ripped my passenger side mirror off.

Gary: Like clean off headless-horseman style or did it hang?

Amy: Clean off.

by wisler April 22, 2009

Headless Throat Job

when you cut a bitches head off and receive oral sex through the her windpipe.

ps. you can make it extra sexy by busting down her esophagus

dam nigga, after you kill that nappy bitch, get that headless throat job nig-a-lig!!!!!!

by yeahyea January 10, 2009

Headless ugga dugga

An automotive technician that has no clue what they are doing.

That new guy Justin is a real headless ugga dugga.

by ScubaSteeb May 16, 2019

The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Its a Giant af sword used by the horseless headless horsemann who has too many h's.
It is given by craft with 2 refined metal, 1 haunted scrap, and 1 scotman's skull cutter i think.

Demoman: I have crafted the The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker!
Scout: cool

by anonymous March 1, 2021

Roblox Headless

If you bought Roblox Headless, you either are a 13 Year old brat, or a 8 year old brat on his ipad or laptop, sweating in roblox Da Hood, or E-dating, Neither way, if you bought this. You wasted 31,000 Robux, or in real life money, 387.12$
Please don't buy headless, go buy some dominoes pizzas with it instead, or go get some expensive dinner at some restaurant. Or go spend it on getting some lays potato chips.

guywhogetsnofemales-"I bought Roblox Headless!"

System error, you attracted no females lmao no one cares if you got headless you wasted almost 400$ bro

by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022