Halariouse

When something is so funny you forget how to spell hilarious and spell it as it sounds, but wrong.

Person 1: *tells a joke*
Person 2: "omg that's actually so halariouse omg"

by Noshhead June 4, 2021

Hawaiian Pineapple

When you ram a pineapple up a bitches ass and then proceed to tickle her vagina with the green leaves on the pineapple.

I just picked up a pineapple at the store, hopefully Sally is down to recieve that Hawaiian Pineapple tonight.

by Garret Sumter May 19, 2015

Hawaiian squat

When you have to pee at the beach and the water is too cold and there's no bathroom nearby, you dig a hole, squat and pee.

Nancie had 4 beers and needed to pee and the ocean was freezing and she couldn't find a bathroom, so she took a Hawaiian squat.

by Beachboy1 July 1, 2017

Hawaiian Uber

Hawaiian Uber is when a surfer tows another person through the break water. This phrase is coined by professional surfer Tyler Larronde when he tows surf students through the break water using is big toe.

Would you like a Hawaiian Uber or would you like to paddle yourself through the break?

by Cbonesteak July 22, 2019

Hawaiian Handjob

When you make the Shaka sign with your hand and alternate fingering a girl with your thumb and pinky

“Your middle finger is too big just give me a Hawaiian Handjob”

by Wombat Fucker January 23, 2022

Hawaiian Fever

A euphemism for 'lakanookie'; itself a Hawaiianisation of the phrase 'lack of nookie', meaning a sexual drought.

1 - What's wrong with him? He seems to be agitated and quite cranky these days.

2 - It's been a month since he's had a girlfriend, so he's probably got Hawaiian Fever.

1 - What's that?

2 - It's another name for lakanookie.

by Ex libris October 2, 2013

so Hawaii

a schoolgirl (usually girls under the age of 18), expression for "so cute and beautiful' The expression shrieked in delight.

a schoolgirl receives, from her parents, new earrings for her birthday.

Parents: Jenn, do you like your new earrings we gave you?

Jenn (looking at her present): Thanks a lot mom and dad, the earring are (shrieks in delight) so Hawaii. (Jenn then hugs both her parents).

Parents: Jenn, we are glad you like your new earrings. Enjoy your Sweet Sixteenth 9her mom then kisses her).

by Sexydimma September 23, 2012