doobie houser

the coolest pot smoking dr ever

the name given to a doctor that smokes pot

a doctor that gives you a medicinal medical marijuana card

i went to the hospital to see a doobie houser he gave me my mary jane medicaal card

by donky turdz December 5, 2009

Haitian Hauler

A busted up, pre-2000 Japanese sedan, usually with dents and scuffs from multiple low speed parking lot collisions in which air bags did not deploy. Generally maroon or granny gray in color, with air-pocket effect rear window tint. Haitian haulers are distinct from other old Japanese ghettomobiles because of their optional rear view mirrors and taillights hanging by their power cords.

That Haitian hauler just scuffed up my car going 2 miles per hour. How did he not see me.

by Hella clutch April 14, 2015

tard hauler

The little yellow bus that transports window lickers to and from happy camp.

"Hurry up and get Gilberts helmet and drool bib on, the tard hauler is here!"

by sex panther September 23, 2005

coal hauler

One white rtraditional fat chick who digs the dark (coal) meat.

That chick won't dig you man, she is a coal hauler.

by JMD December 7, 2004

Coal hauler

A white girl who gets pregnant by only black man whose children will turn out to be the color of coal

Did y’all hear about Britney she got pregnant by Tyrone Now she’s a coal hauler

by Usudyeiw July 16, 2018

huser

(noun) Someone who never shows up for college, possibly Icelandic. is celebrated during the annual Huserfest holiday, that falls on the second Saturday after the first Sunday in December.

That Nick is such a Huser, he won't be at school for Huserfest.

by Tim wei December 29, 2007

Heuser

MOST AWESOME MOFO EVER. A true G of all trades. 1St in athletics, Acedimics, and Danm fine ass SEXYNESS!! Dont let this fool you though. He is Warrior and not afraid to get dirty. Destine to live Big, they will throw down for what they believe and what the stand for. Leaders to many. Also known for what their packing down below! HE PUTS ON FOR HIS CITY as much as he does for the ladies! and LIVES UP TO THE DREAM. Further more Very charming, funny, sexy, life of party, BEER PONG CHAMP, LOVES THEM LADIES!!!, and a true gangster of love.

EX: Dude, im pulling a Heuser tonight.
Im going Heuser on them Bitches.
Check out the Heuser on him!
He wish he was Heuser
BRO, He is some Heuser.
He rode it like a true Heuser.

by SPANKS MCGEE October 14, 2008