Harvard

The Ohio State University of the East.

Why pay 160 grand when you can go to public school for much cheaper then have money for grad school?

by ThatsBriskBaby June 13, 2005

harvard

The Berkeley of the East.

Tyrone: Yo son, I'm going to Harvard.
Jamal: I knew you couldn't cut it at Berkeley.

by Jamal Clifford September 27, 2005

harvard

Another PC name for that elitist school "hardvard" where that kid with a jew fro who owns facebook went to. Made famous by The Social Network (no one wanted to go/ had ever heard of Hardvard before that). Wishes it were in boston..and goes to friggin MIT, nerd-central, for all its parties.

-Hey kid, have u ever heard of Harvard?
-oh, dou you mean HARDVARD...yea, i watched the social network...they're all DICKS there.

see: penis, dicks

by lol smiley face(: December 4, 2010

harvard

The Duke University of the North.

"Hey, whatever happened to the second smartest kid in our graduating class?"
"He ended up attending Harvard."

by shanetaylorwilson October 19, 2016

Harvard

Lil tays house

Aka place for little bastards

This lil tay and I’m richer than all of y’all broke ass niggas I’m so fucking rich I bout myself a whole school y’all ain’t doing things like lil tay I bought Harvard my school bicth y’all go make some money ni🅱️🅱️a

by YourUncleMax June 15, 2018

Harvard Time

Seven minutes later than real time. A comment on how classes at Harvard start 7 minutes after they are listed (example: at 10:07 instead of at 10:00) to allow time for students who must cross the campus from one class to another.

TF: Tim, you're late for section.
Tim: But it's only 4:02? Come on, what about Harvard Time?

by mash92587 October 14, 2006

Harvard Guy

A super smart old person; probably a genius.

That guy reads 10 days a week, must be a Harvard Guy.

by Kira Bailey May 23, 2022