Hardo

When you act tough in a not tough situation

Did you see that kid punch high five in the post game line? What a hardo.

by Lordy69 February 24, 2020

Harhombus

The shape of the sillouette of Harambe, the gorilla who was shot and killed May 4th, 2016.

That cloud looks like a Harhombus

by XxSquidLordxX May 9, 2017

Drop a Colston in the Harbour

To visit the toilet to defecate / have a poo

The term was coined on Twitter by @DaiNewpt after Bristol protestors dumped the statue of slave owner Edward Colston in the sea

I'm off to drop a Colston in the Harbour

by ZellyL June 10, 2020

Warren G. Hardon

Getting an erection in public, trying to hide it, and failing horribly. Normally you try to play it cool but get embarrassed out of the room.

Earl: EVERYONE Juan has a Warren G. Hardon!!!!
Juan: what? No...
Everyone: HAHAHAHA Juan is stupid
Juan: I gotta go!

by White Van with screaming in it July 20, 2016

Hairtork

(hair·tork) -ed, -er, -ing v, n. 1. The act of grabbing a girl firmly by the ponytail, and firmly at the base of the jaw; snapping the jaw down with enough force to unhinge it, and ramming your penis into the mouth. Especially common after the act of 'skullfucking'. (see reference)

"Whoa bro, nice! You hairtorked the shit out of her!"

by ManGravyInjection August 17, 2011

The Inner Harbor

This is an alcoholic drink only known to those whose hearts lie in the great state of Maryland.

Ingredients:
One National Bohemian Beer
Two Shots Rikaloff Vodka
A Dash of Old Bay

Mix These ingredients in a large glass and stir with a crab mallet.

Its the only drink that actually tastes better coming out of your mouth than coming in.

Marylander#1: Hey man, have your ever heard of the inner harbor?
Marylander#2: Yeah isnt that the harbor right in downtown B-More?
Marylander#1: Little known fact, the body of water was actually named after the alcoholic beverage.

by I speak for all Marylanders. December 24, 2008

Kamikaze Pearl Harbor

When a Japanese guy lives on a higher floor in an apartment building than an American girl and they're both on their balconies. He starts masturbating on his balcony, then jumps off right before he comes, faces the building, and jizzes right when he passes her floor, giving her a surprise pearl necklace as he falls to his death.

KAMIKAZE PEARL HARBORRRrrrrr!

by Jah Rastafari April 24, 2010