Hanselism

The act of being unfairly discriminated against due to being named Hansel.

What! You hate Hansel. I think that's Hanselism.

by MilanoBoi August 16, 2024

Hanselness

To be big headed, literally.

To have a big head.

That guy has one hanselness head.

by Hanselhead May 4, 2011

Hansel

Hansel is a man who gets boned by looking at girls. He looks dope and drunk like a little black-ass rapper who failed in life. His profession is that of a flirting dickwad who sucks all small girls assessment. He is a complete pedophile and is in love with punishing innocent children.

Bro that Fucker is being a Hansel. Damn bro let's kill him.

by AdwaitstastyballssuckedbyAli December 5, 2019

Hanseling

(verb) The act of keeping a child locked inside the house for extended periods of time while feeding them copious amounts of junk food to fatten them up.

It shouldn't be acceptable to always be hanseling your children.

by MEPA's March 16, 2021

Hanseled

The act of cunnilingus

MAN: "Tonight you are going to be Hanseled."
WOMAN: "Oooohhh I can't wait."

by general koala August 10, 2013

hansel

hes just hansel

yeah hes just hansel and his middle name is james

by jjisnthere__ February 18, 2022