Werge die Hanchen

To Masturbate. German for choke the chicken.

"My German teacher asked what I like to do in my spare time so I told her I 'Werge die Hanchen.'"

by cocknballz July 15, 2009

Hania

This person is the most unique person you will every meet she can be funny and hyper and really cares about you if you have Hania as your friend you better fucking keep her cause you will regret it if you let her go

Having a friend like this is a gift from god and you better keep her, she is smart kind funny and wallah i love her so much

Heyyy haniaaaaaa

by Hania is the besttttyt❤️ September 24, 2020

handicrapped

When you sit on the toilet for way to long and your legs fall asleep, making it difficult to walk for a short period of time.

"I almost fell over after that hour long deuce drop, I was officially handicrapped."

by johnny catastrophe January 31, 2012

Hania

A girl that changes a boy's life forever. She manages to make him believe in the idea of love. Without a Hania, the boy is incomplete. Life without a Hania, is a life not worth living for.

Dude, I heard Faris got himself a Hania yesterday.

by FAHFAEAEAEAE May 28, 2009

liquid handcuffs

long-term addiction to methadone.

Since I got off heroin I've been in liquid handcuffs for twenty years.

by pagangirl November 1, 2005

Hani

The type of guy that never backs down for what he believes in. He is loved by all and especially remembered for his wild stories. He is tall handsome with eyes that can pierce any girls heart. He is caring and soft, despite how strong and fast he is. He fights for what he loves and what makes him happy, he is the the strongest person you will meet. He will capture your heart with his warmth and charm. His hugs are warm, and long because he likes to savor the feeling. If he is not satisfied, he will go in for 2nds. Hani is an amazing kisser, and can make your body light up in an instant, he is a women pleaser, and when he gets cocky- A women teaser.

Girl-Who is that sexy guy over there?

Panther- Thats my boyfriend, Hani ;)

by meganrawwwr September 23, 2011

Scottish handcuffs

When you can't shake someone's hand or pick up your phone because you are double-fisting drinks, either because you are holding your significant other's, or because you're a lush and ordered Scotch and Guinness.

Ahh, crap my phone is ringing and I've got Scottish handcuffs. Hold my beer, damnit!

by bass_n_treble November 5, 2010