Haunted Handy

Getting a handjob in a cemetery while laying on tombstone… or on grass beside the tombstone

Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.

Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!

He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone

by croat10 August 11, 2014

Handy Johnson

Another term for a hand-job

My women was giving me dome after she gave me the classic handy johnson

by Gimaf October 27, 2012

Happy Handy

An Irish adaptation of the American high-5.

It's execution is in two steps:
First: Both parties swings their arm across their chest, their palm facing themselves. They both say or cheer 'Happy'.

Second: They swing their hands back across their chest, connecting with the backs of their hands. They both say 'Handy', as the connection is made.

This is generally done in one fluid move.

Multiple people can have a group Happy Handy, but this gets more difficult.

Example:
Guy 1: Here lad, I just convinced the ol' doll to try anal.

Guy 2: Fair fucks kid, Happy Handy, wouldn't doubt cha!

by cianmo June 29, 2011

have handy

(noun) Something useful that a person keeps nearby to access when needed.

The guidebook was a great have handy during my last trip to France.

by n30e September 13, 2018

handy-j

The act of using your hand to pleasure someone else.

example: 'did u hear about that slut that gave two guys two handy-j's at the same time in the bathroom today?'

by i know that i know it all April 14, 2009

Raggedy Handy

When your girl is on her rag but still gives out hand jobs.

My girl has been on her rag for a week, but I still getting Raggedy Handys'.

by Jayles January 3, 2017

Handy Manny

Handy Manny crossed the border to kill Bob The Builder
and steal his spot on tv.

Handy Manny killed Bob the builder last friday

by bunnysoxx March 17, 2011