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on da handstand

when a guy and a girl are doing the 69 vertically, and one (normally the girl) is in the handstand position.
She on da handstand and she doin da work.
by JKdogg February 18, 2009
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handstand talker

When one is talking out of ones ass.

When one is doing a handstand their ass is where their head used to be. When someone is talking out speaking bullshit, they are handstand talking.

Usually used for politicians, New York Yankees, everyone at Fox News Channel, etc.
Glenn Beck should have ripped arm muscles because he is such a good handstand talker.
by snoogns355 March 25, 2010
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Twizzle poppin a handstand

Is when a tweaker experiences a demon explaining to him that his own family has agreed to let his friends tell on him to the cops so now looking out the window upside down in a car.
James : what the fuck is christian doing
Jake: hes twizzle poppin a handstand down woodside.
by Hahahahalksd lfffl August 12, 2020
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Triple Dick Handstand

Its when a girl does a hand stand on two dicks and has one in her mouth.
by Gruff445 October 1, 2025
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eskimo handstand

Where a guy does a handstand while a girl gives him oral sex until he blows a load all over her face
Bruh, I wrecked my throwing arm getting an eskimo handstand from my girl. Covered her in bonkjuice though so it was worth it.
by ClumsyPickleFrisbee March 19, 2021
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kilted handstand

When you try to show off, but you show your ass instead, as a man in a kilt doing a handstand would.
Bob is trying to impress Alice with his dubious car knowledge, and Alice hasn't told him yet that she's been a mechanic for almost 10 years. He's doing kilted handstands every time he opens his mouth and I'm here for it.
by Zulikath October 1, 2025
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Handstand spinning diarrhea

When you have the need to take a shit get into a handstand position and let it RIPPPP. Just like Beyblades spin around while you release your waste.
Yo, I've been doing the handstand spinning diarrhea and it's the best b work out bro. 10/10 recommend!!!
by ThickburritoaAss April 19, 2020
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