Handyman

when a straight guy is walking down the street and a bigger, more muscular guy tackles him, pins him down and manually masturbates him to climax

That guy better watch it or I'm going to give him a handyman!

by imthedentist February 2, 2015

handyman

Vicious, bad-assed individual

Hey, look out for that handyman, he'll kick your ass.

by Dangerous Dan February 18, 2004

hansemand

A hanse who is a man

eyo, you seem like a real hansemand

by gomlmate April 25, 2017

handyman

Just nail it.

Like the handyman eith the hammer - I nailed her!

by Joneezz March 7, 2018

Handyman

A boyfriend who's a plumber, electrician, carpenter.....

And is especially so good at fingering that you love his Hands & their art ;)

My Boyfriend fucked my brains out last night, he's my Handyman

by Mojito! October 26, 2019

Handymancapped

Lacking the ability to do simple household repairs.

"I need to call a tradesman/contractor, my husband is handymancapped"

by CODENAMEVINNIE January 26, 2021

Handmeat

That semi-permanent dick smell around your inner thumb and palm you get from a standard wank sesh that lasts longer than it should.

“Grandma, I just tossed my cock for hours and now I got foul af handmeat lmaooo. Wanna smell it?”

by ObviouslyMyPseudonymWillAppear June 28, 2021