play handler

A word used black-outedly, either under the influence of alcohol, mary j. uana, mushrooms, or a combination of those, to describe a video game controller.

Drunk friend: "I wanna kill people. (referring to GTA IV) Gimmie my play handler."

Not as drunk friend: "You're drunk."

by One Eyed Joe February 4, 2009

whiptastic handler

noun; someone who fantastically handles everything with a little more whip than everyone else.

Abby is a whiptastic handler. Did you see her with boyfriend?

by whiptastic_handler January 3, 2008

Hoe Handler

A guy who screws or dates a lot of sassy and used women.

Man Bill, your quite the hoe handler around here aren't ya?

by EricDude February 19, 2009

balloon handler

The person in charge of the removal and disposal of a condom for a friend while said friend is in the process of intercourse. Baloon handling is often used in the instances of a "Hot gun" or "stealthing".

"Were you really matts balloon handler last weekend, Adam?"
"Sure was, ask Beth Davis. She witnessed it".

by Burritoslayer69 May 31, 2017

man-handler

Someone who cannot resist the urge handle the male sexual organs.

Get you hands out of my pants, you man-handler.

by Chris Dixon September 20, 2003

Baggage Handler

Someone who loves to be Tea Bagged.

Ben got a job at the San Francisco airport as a "Baggage Handler" & won employee of the year for never losing anyones skin baggage

by Doyle March 7, 2004

cock handler

one who handles to many cocks either gay men or a whore

hey dude i was so drunk i got with a cock handler.

i think the guy drinking the martini is a cockhandler

by Trey/AAron December 16, 2008